American marines in Afghanistan unveil secret weapon against resistance – Metallica, Thin Lizzy and Offspring albums
The sounds of Metallica and Thin Lizzy are now being used on the frontline in Afghanistan, according to a report by the AFP. Marines are allegedly blasting heavy metal into villages in Marjah, hoping to subdue the Taliban through ringing ears.
“Taliban hate [this] music,” said a US special forces sergeant. “Some locals complain but it’s a way to push them to choose [sides]. It’s motivating marines as well.” Apparently, when rebel forces start firing on American soldiers in Marjah, an armoured vehicle with “powerful speakers” fires up the tunes, blaring rock and heavy metal so loudly that it can be heard two kilometres away. The tactical playlist continues for several hours.
As the military blasts Offspring’s Pretty Fly for a White Guy, children cover their ears and, it is claimed, insurgents lay down their arms. Mixed in with the songs are messages from the Afghan government and threats to the Taliban resistance. There are no obscenities, the AFP’s contact promises, “but we tell them they’re gonna die”.
Soldiers may not be DJing in Marjah for much longer. “It’s inappropriate,” said lieutenant colonel Brian Christmas, the commander of marines in northern Marjah. Christmas claimed he had not heard of (or heard) the audio attacks. “I’m going to ask this to stop right now.”